Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn.
Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
For most people, home is where the heart is.
For most people, home is where the heart is. Fo...
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole....
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris t...
If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
If you're driving down the road and you think C...
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris".
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vic...
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the ...
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one st...
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a...
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja.
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-a...
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, ...
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris...
For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way".
For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HI...
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM.
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extre...
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
People created the automobile to escape from Ch...
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who...
In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.
In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army s...
The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away
The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can...
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien...
Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it ba...
Chuck Norris can split the atom.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare ...
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to rise above the horizon.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells...
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire stat...
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!!!
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!!!