When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything i...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english diction...
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Mi...
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Squ...
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the T...
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris ca...
There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'.
There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is...
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue.
Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae ...
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris...
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuc...
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly".
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town...
Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised pr...
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Tex...
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely...
Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A.&q...
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hai...
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1.
A study showed the leading causes of death in t...
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singl...
Wo hu cang long.
Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin ...
Some kids play Kick the can.
Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris playe...
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a g...
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am beco...