It's 364 days until christmas.
And people already have their lights up!
Christmas Jokes
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
A man went to the hospital on Christmas Eve...
A single man who lived alone went to the hospit...
I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas
Instead I got a sweater.
What do you call an Elf that sings?
A wrapper!
Merry Christmas.
I hope you got ...
Where is the 'L' in christmas?
There is noel
what did a crab say to another crab on christmas
hey sandy claws
This Christmas I got a new car for my wife.
I thought it was a great trade.
Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me...
I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and ...
what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas
nothing, he had no presence
I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas.
He couldn't find the right words to thank me.
Jewish
If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish.
A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
The man sa...
My Mum saw me naked this morning
Guess now she knows what she's getting for Chri...
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve.
Get out of here Steve.
What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors....
My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!
Chris Rea came to my garden centre today...
...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.
So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up!
It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
Do You Hear what I Hear?
What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas?
Last Christmas I gave you my fart
A man on a hunt for the "perfect" Christmas gift
A man is on the hunt for the "perfect" Christma...
I wanted a sweater for Christmas...
But instead I got a screamer and a moaner
What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot?
At Christmas, there's a nip in the air.