What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to m...
Christmas Jokes
Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit...
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"It's rainin...
My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys.
I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to po...
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs!
Got this from a joke book m...
All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards.
It was difficult to deal with.
They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede
It's called The Human Santapede
Lindt have done well this Christmas
They've made a killing
What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?
He made them Batman.
What's the best part about being a meth addict?
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Yoda tells a joke at the annual Christmas party.
Why was five afraid of seven? Because Six Seven...
What did the turkey eat for Christmas?
Nothing, it was already stuffed!
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing, he just waved.
Christmas crackers ar...
Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed.
When the cops asked her what she was thinking s...
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the bo...
What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?
A Barbecue.
Christmas crackers are just full ...
Why was the man allergic to Christmas?
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box...
This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas
because last year I got her the Baking Quran, w...
As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot
Did the disappointed smoker get everything he w...
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it...
A North Pole story of Christmas traditions
It was not shaping up to be a Merry Christmas a...
How the angel got on top of the Christmas tree
It had been a horrible Christmas season...Santa...