So St. Peter says in light of it being Christmas I'll send you back to earth if you can present something to me that symbolizes Christmas.
So the first guy pulls out his keys jingles them around: these are Jingle bells
The second guy pulls a white cotton out from his pocket: this is Santa's beard
Third guy checked every pocket he has and he produces a pair of women's underwear. So after thinking for a second he puts the underwear under Saint Peters nose and says "these are Carol's"
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