He was tossing and turning as he tried contain his excitement. He thought he wouldn't be able to get to sleep, but then he awoke as if time had passed instantly.
Jimmy jumped out of bed. He heard his siblings doing the same, and raced to beat them to the living room where the Christmas tree was.
He came to a grinding halt infront of his parents who were strategically sat infront of all of the presents, sipping their coffees and trying to stay awake.
"Merry Christmas mum and dad!!" Shouted the kids as they ran in for hugs and kisses.
"Merry Christmas, kids!" the parents replied, as they started handing out presents from santa.
They all sat in a circle around the tree, and each opened one present together.
Mum opened her present. It was a box of Ferrero Rochers and a beautiful candle set.
Dad opened his present. It was a brand new tool set and a subscription to his favourite DIY magazine.
Jimmys sisters opened their presents. They each received a set of the latest toy dolls and accessories.
Finally, Jimmy opened up his present. He got a wind up walking talking robot he'd always wanted.
"Wow! Thanks Santa!" He shouted with all his excitement.
As Jimmy inspected his new toy, he couldn't find a key in it's back. "Mum, dad, how do I wind this up?" asked Jimmy, to which his parents replied, "It's easy, Jimmy. Just tell this joke."
..I'm so sorry. Merry Christmas :)
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