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Christmas Jokes
Little kid recites "Twas The Night Before Christmas"
For the grade school Christmas Pageant the teac...
My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke
Last night My wife and I were having Christmas ...
How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC]
He looked inside Santa's sack.
The ugly tree
Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do...
Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?
Because Noel.
What happened in China on Christmas?
The Rice-child was born.
Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas?
Satan comes down the chimney.
Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house
None of the presents have the correct names.
I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with...
He brought me a pair of trousers with holes in ...
Merry Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. A poor old lady was sitti...
If you jingle my bells,
I will promise you a white Christmas.
What did Hitler dream of during the holidays?
A WHITE Christmas!
What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of c...
Wife just got me a new tv for Christmas!
Looks like my New Years resolution is 1080.
What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?
Django Bells.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holid...
The story of the angel on the Christmas tree...
It had been a long, hard day in Santa's worksho...
So I asked my dad...
So I asked my dad during Christmas dinner if an...
I'm stuck in Christmas mass right now and I need some nsfw religious jokes about Christianity in order to make my dad crack. Have any?
Help me, I got dragged to this as vice and now ...
Why does Jay Z love Christmas?
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?
Twerky!
I thought of that yesterday, apologies...
What's the similarity between Christmas lights and people?
They both die when you pull the plug.
Ah I cou...
Michael Jackson loves the holiday season
It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a...