...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose.
So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, "Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, "How do you know?"
Luke responds, "I felt your presents."
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