Little Sally was on a swing. She fell off. Why?
Because she had no hands.
Why didn't she get up?
Because she had no legs, either.
Why did noone help her?
Because she had no friends.
What did Little Sally get for Christmas?
Gloves... JK. She couldn't even open the box.
What did she get for her second Christmas?
Cancer.
What did she get for her third Christmas?
Funearl rites.
What were Little Sally's parents looking for after Little Sally's death?
Someone to hold the funearl.
What was the last thing that went through Little Sally's head?
A bullet.
Where did Little Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
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