Useless Facts #2
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling c...
Christmas Jokes
Christmas Carol
Racing through the snow a onewarde southern sle...
Weeweechu
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his gi...
A True Story
When my pap was younger, his family didn't have...
The Christmas Party
A waitress at a restaurant that David worked at...
The Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells th...
Xbox Mistake
A boy named Ronald bought a Xbox for Christmas....
Halloween and Christmas
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween ...
Christmas Pudding
'It is Christmas time and a man and a woman go ...
I floss religiously.
I do it on Christmas and Easter.
A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve.
They start to feel some light precipitation
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Does anyone else get as excited about Valentine's Day coming up as they do about Christmas?
Or is it just because I'm Jewish?
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever ...
Does anyone else get as excited about Valentine's Day coming up as they did about Christmas when they were little?
Or is it just because I'm Jewish?
How do jews celebrate Christmas?
By installing a parking meter on the roof.
I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas...
I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher
Old guy buys a new sports car.....
And right after he leaves the salesroom, he flo...
What did Dee Snider say he wanted for Christmas?
I WANNA ROCK
Janet, a bit tipsy from the champagne, didn't realize the new office photocopier was a 3D photocopier.
So Steve got a nice bust for his bookshelf for ...
Women are like Christmas gifts...
They lose value after 25.
Three Muslim refugees try to enter the US
Three Muslim refugees flee to America only to l...
How is Christmas like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit...
To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present
They're due back at the library today.
a little boy's Christmas
A little boy went to see Santa.
He was sitting...