A little boy went to see Santa.
He was sitting on Santas lap and Santa says to the boy, "I know what you want for Christmas, you want a B O O K (Santa spells the word book, with each letter he taps the boy on the nose)
Little boy replies, "No. Thats not what I want for Christmas".
Santa says, "Then I know what you want for Christmas," Santa taps the boy on the nose and spells, "B I K E".
Again the little boy says," No. That is not what I want for Christmas".
Santa says, "Then what do you want for Christmas?"
Boy says" I want some P U S S Y and dont try to tell me you havent got any because I can smell it on your finger."
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