Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Product Warnings

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products


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December 1

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO...

December 2nd

(To understand this joke you should read the Wo...

Crazy Mixed-up Pup

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Ch...

Some Christmas One Liners

How come you never hear anything about the 10th...

Sanity Claus

Here's to all the Secret Santas! Enjoy!

It ...

Three Men

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by...

12 Redneck Days of Cristmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent ...

Holiday Favorite

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Mul...

Santy Claus

On a trip to see Santa, little Johnny climbed i...

Christmas One Liners

Why was the little pointy-eared boy down in the...

Fruit Cake Recipe

Fruit Cake Recipe

1 c water
1 c butter
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Amazing Facts 4

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Zero is the only number that cannot be repre...

The Best Present

Little Tommy was telling his friend Billy all a...

The Dying Irish Nun

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipper...

To Catch a Thief

Four teenagers were arrested in the parking lot...

At Work. . . Or Maybe Not, Now!

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......
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Georgia

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN GEORGIA:

1. ...

Toooooo Much!

After being away on business for a week before ...

Shopping Early

It was Christmas, and the judge was in a merry ...

Attention Please!

On our last venture out for Christmas shopping,...

Read the Signs

One Christmas, a parent decided that she was no...

Christmas Gifts

As a gift for Christmas, a wealthy family gives...

Revenge!

A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail orde...

The Hairdryer

A young woman, flying home after Christmas, ask...