Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

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Secret Service

A friend was in front of me coming out of churc...

There Were Two Blondes...

There were two blondes who went deep into the w...

I Got a Sweater...

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted ...

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?...

Tarzan

What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?

Ju...

CHRISTMAS

Five days before Christmas, Santa was having a ...

Rude Officer Ed

A newlywed couple was walking together, and nee...

Perfect Dave

A man walks out into the street and manages to ...

19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus

19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
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100 Years Ago Vs. Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would le...

Turkey Poem

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
m...

You are a Redneck If... #3

You are a redneck if:


Your mother has amm...

Pepto-Bismol

You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a...

Christmas

Yo momma is so stupid, I told her Christmas was...

You're So Freaking Ugly

You're so ugly that when it's Christmas, instea...

Airport

It was slightly before Christmas. The trip went...

Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New ...

Redneck Holiday

Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know yo...

Gift Giving

One year, a particular harried husband decided ...

101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In...

Funny Instructions

Some examples of why the human race has probabl...

Internet Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...

Christmas Eve

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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Scientists Discover Previously Unknown Holidays

Scientists Discover Previously Unknown Holidays...