The Librarian & The Chicken - Finally found a place to tell this joke.

Librarian is working at the checkout desk when a chicken walks up and say "Book, book". The Librarian looks around and thinks someone is playing a practical joke on her so she decides to play along and picks out a couple of books for the chicken. Chicken takes the books and walks out of the Library.

A week later the same chicken returns the two books and says "book, book". The Librarian again gives the chicken a couple of books to read and off goes the chicken.

This goes on for about a month before the Librarian finally decides to follow the chicken and see where it's going with the books. The chicken walks out of the library, across the road (I know right?) and off into a little patch of woods with the Librarian trailing behind.

The Librarian follows the chicken to a little opening in the woods next to a small pond. Sitting up on a giant log is a bullfrog. The chicken walks up to the bullfrog and drops the books on the ground. The bullfrog looks down at the books and says "reddit, reddit".

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