Chicken Jokes
A guy goes into a job interview...
The interviewer tells the interviewee at the en...
Why did the chicken get a lawyer
Because he knew he was going to get fried in court
Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?
He didn't want to be called chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
the farmer murdered all the chicken's family an...
Why did the chicken get a strike?
Because it was a fowl.
Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together
Chicken looks at the egg and says "Well that an...
Buffalo Snow
Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if...
Why did the chicken get a strike?
Because it was a fowl.
What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes?
Chicken Ceasar salad.
I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs.
I will let you know.
What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?
A bilingual chicken
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know
A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called.
His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chick...
Three apprentice vampire bats
Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to ...
Made this up when I was about 8 or 9
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because...
What do you call
What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting...
Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in fam...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the parking lot.
A farm boy comes down to eat some breakfast
On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass o...
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us h...
What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?
"--brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm...
How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?
Terri-fried!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Why?'
To get to the idiots house!
(Immediately...