Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road murdered the chicken's family.
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Ja...
Why don't chicken coops have four doors?
They would be chicken sedans
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6.
Her: How did the dead baby get across the road?...
How did the chicken cross the freeway?
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Joke from my daughter
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Wh...
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because North Korea told it not to.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer.
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
After extensive marketing research the Colonel ...
Old Italian guy is on his front stoop
cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy ...
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !
Why did the chicken dance with a fig?
It couldn't get a date.
A farmer asks a physicist for a system to collect chicken eggs
The physicist thinks for a while and says:
-I...
What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?
A fried Chicken leg
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?
Chicken Caesar Salad
I wrote some quick jokes on my company dinner's entree card, it wasn't very well received.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To move out of range of North Korea's long rang...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
Why did the punk cross the road?
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dad, I'm over here.