Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!
Chicken Jokes
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar
They walk up to the bar and order a drink, but ...
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Why did the baby cross the road? Because it wa...
A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says
'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'
How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?
With the chicken still around it
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper! ...
Didn't get it? Of course not.
..the chicken ...
The deaf wife
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as w...
Jokes about Dad's new glasses
My Dad needs glasses for the first time. He's i...
The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever...
...It was good for traffic.
Why did the chicken say, "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit..."?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
Chicken pot pie.
My three favourite things.
My roommate's accidental joke
My roommate is Indian, so every week his mother...
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, ...
NASA CHICKEN CANON
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dea...
An old man is sitting on his porch...
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the ro...
Why did the chicken cross the school yard?
To get to the other slide!
A black pastor gets surrounded by KKK members
A pastor goes to a resturant and orders a chick...
What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?
If you don't know the answer please never invit...
Which came first? the chicken or the egg?
Niether. the rooster did.
sorry if this has be...
A teacher decides to teach his students a lesson.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...