The woman in the ticket booth says, "I'm sorry sir, but you can't take your pets into the theater," so the man walks away, makes sure nobody is looking, and quickly stuffs the chicken in his pants. He returns to the ticket booth, and she lets him in. During the film, the chicken starts to discomfit the man in is pants. He unzips them and lets the chicken out. There are two ladies sitting near him, and one of them whispers excitedly, "Look! That man is unzipping his pants!" Her friend replies "so what? Once you've seen one, you've seen them all!" And the first girl, still excited, says "I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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