A man walks into a diner, and asks the waitress about the soups of the day. The waitress says, "We have chicken soup, and pea soup."
"I'll have the chicken soup, please," he says.
The waitress calls back to the kitchen, "One chicken soup!"
"On second thought," the man says, "I'll have the pea soup."
The waitress calls back to the kitchen, "Hold the chicken and make it pea!"
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