Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?
Because it's a chicken.
Chicken Jokes
A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar.
"what can I get you?"
ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO
What came first - the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.
What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth?
What flavor au jus?
I like my women like my chicken...
White meat only.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the oth.....
Never mind.
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?
It was too Chicken.
Joke from my Property Law Professor
We're discussing a hypothetical case where a wo...
I just invested in chicken stock.
It's all gravy.
chicken & KFC
Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wan...
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because It was eggshausted
Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives?
They're called the Clue Clucks Clan
President Coolidge and his wife were having marital issues (and old, classic joke)
President Coolidge and his wife visited a gover...
A school-joke
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted to get to Hungary.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a sentient being with its own thou...
Teacher and Students in the class
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum!
Made...
A man gets home from work...
he walks inside, takes off his coat, grabs a co...
what do you call a funny chicken?
a comedi-hen
The Chicken or the Egg?
I always wanted to do a joke about how I don't ...
What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal?
Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sor...
Joke From My Niece
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: W...