Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
Chicken Jokes
A grandmother of three wealthy sons is celebrating her birthday.
She is very old, slightly old-fashioned in tast...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a repost.
"what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
A questionnaire between teacher and a student!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid the approaching feminist.
why did the chicken cross the road
well he new the dangers of a little chicken cro...
I asked the chicken why he crossed the road.
He said to eat.
What was William Shakespeare's favorite food?
Chicken Couplet
Rotisserie Chicken is disturbing
It's like watching them roll in their graves...
Why did the emo chicken go across the road?
He was afraid to go down the tracks.
Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?
To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
High School Jocks Attend W. Virginia Prom Together
Two high school jocks made news last weekend by...
Why did the chicken cross the stage?
To get to the other aside!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retards house.
**knock knock
I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours.
And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the ...
Why did vegan cross the road?
Because chicken came to his side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE 7 8 9 HAAHAHA
Wait...
Why did the chicken share doctors?
Because he has dyslexia
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't. He died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO MAKE A VERY BIG POO POO!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause that's as far as I could kick it.
Mexican Word of the day: Chicken
My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but...
Why did the fish cross the sea?
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the o...