What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
Chicken Jokes
Yo Mama so poor...
...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken...
Which came first, chicken or the egg?
Neither. I came first.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken.
It was a poultry-geist.
Why don't vegans eat chicken?
Because it contains egg...
A grain of wheat
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer b...
What did the chicken say before laying an egg?
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the little bitch's house.
What happens to the chicken who decided to cross the highway
Chicken decided to cross the highway for excit...
There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night.
News reports say that someone ordered the "chic...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To screw your mother, what did you expect?
Teacher and student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Teacher-Student Joke
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
A Farmer buys 2 Chickens
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop t...
Why did chicken cross the road?
Because Intermediate value theorem
Game of Sea Chicken
While traversing the dark ocean at night, the c...
Eat the chicken, it will increase your manhood
A man said to his son while the boy was dinning...
How do you walk a chicken on a leash?
You pullet.
Why is the chicken dead?
He didn't look both ways.
My niece was fired from the chicken farm today
She was caught poaching eggs
Knock, knock... Chicken combo...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
*I don't ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the line for the new Yeezys had gotten ...
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls