Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Chicken Jokes
How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
Chicken sees-a-salad
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?
(pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
What app do nervous ppl order on dates?
Chicken Tinders.
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, ...
Chinese Food is amazing
but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken...
Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the be...
What are the two sexiest barn yard animals?
Brown-chicken-brown-cow
Did you hear about those chicken proof yards?
They're impeckable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn'...
What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?
Hello from the other side...
Teachers be like...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The get to the other side
Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oh ...
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone?
Its ok it was a lucky break
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
knock knock joke
knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? B...
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a chicken you own?
A personal fowl
So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road becau...
Finally Found Answer of most difficult Question
I found answer to the most difficult question e...
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they'd be called...