Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Kid's joke from my parents

A chicken finds himself in a huge party. He see...

Teacher and kid

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Adele joke

Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello fr...

The Deaf Wife Problem

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well...

In a preschool....

Kids were learning what meat comes from which a...

Megan and chicken

Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Megan and chicken...

Pulled this Dad joke...

on my Dad as we were elk hunting this year. We ...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what...

Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner?

he didn't seem truss worthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To say hello to the other side.

Chicken pot pie

Three of my favorite things.

Want to hear a dumb, old joke?

Hillary Clinton.

Want to hear a dumber, older ...

One brave student...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A chicken crosses the road...

A chicken crosses the road to go to the library...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Easy question. Egg because they are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the deer how it's done.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

A turtle is sitting on the side of the road.

A turtle is sitting on the side of the road whe...

;; A Polish joke

(walks-into horse bar)
(ask-why (barten...

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

Gold Rush

There was once a poor chicken farmer who lived ...