Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the line for the new Yeezys had gotten so long that, to ensure crowd safety, the overnight employees at the local Footlocker had to relocate part of the overflow to a less populated area, the most convenient of which turned out to be the sidewalk on the other side of the street.

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