Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road

Because it was a zebra crossing.

Well i'm sorry if you were unimpressed, literally no person on earth could make this funny. If you want a real joke, see Donald Trump.

And that was when I was kicked out of the Whitehouse joke night.

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