Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck.
Chicken Jokes
Does anyone else find racial/sexist jokes lazy?
I'm not meaning to hate on anyone, I just am wo...
When I eat...
Tom walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To meet Adele
(Hello from the other side)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.......
A guy and his wife are eating at a Chinese buffet.
The Chinese owner comes over and asks, "How you...
Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?
Because he blue cheese...
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had four, it'd be called a chicken sedan.
A chicken walks into a library
He walks up to the librarian and says "book boo...
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans.
I gave $20 to Sanders today, I don't care what any of you say.
I got The Colonel's $20 Fill Up. It has 8 piece...
Why did the chicken run into a well?
Because it didn't see that well.
What do you call a group of crows in the shape of a chicken?
A murder most fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away for North Korea's long range missiles.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just...
What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?
Chicken Kiev
The Chicken and the Egg
So a chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The ...
What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler?
The SwasTikka
What do you call a chicken surrounded by men?
A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!
Who came first: The chicken or the egg?
The rooster.
[Med. Long] A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to...
Why don't you give a college kid fried chicken?
Because their too hopped up on crack and politi...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Black lives matter.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side.