Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet
Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to ...
Why did the chicken go around the world?
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong...
Why did the fallen child cross the road?
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross ...
If James Bond movies were about food...
These could be their titles:
* On Her Majesty'...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar a...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrels that it can be done.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, of course!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was actually a double cross. He had to cross...
What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was too much pride on his side.
Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road
To get the chicken
What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?
Chicken sees a salad.
FML
Was watching 2 days straight CSGO matches becau...
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
"Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"
Doctor: "How long have you felt this way?"
Ma...
Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?
Because it was a little chicken.
Your momma is so stupid...
She thought tinder was a cooking show to make c...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the ...
Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord.....
Judge; How much.
Def: 50:50
Jud: Please elab...
How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four?
Give up? So did the chicken.