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Chicken Jokes
If Bernie doesn't get the nomination, I'm voting Trump...
Also, if McDonalds is out of Chicken Nuggets, I...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts...
Yur mom is so fat
When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out.
Went out last night dressed as a Chicken
and got with a girl dressed as an Egg. A lifelo...
So a student is driving on a highway...
going at 60 km/h. Looks over to the right and s...
Old biker walks into a bar...
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in...
So I was on my way to the ATM machine and I realized I had forgotten my PIN number...
I panicked, but then I realized that it's not w...
What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?
A chicken ceaser salad.
Went to the party dressed as a chicken last night.
Went to a party dressed as a chicken last night...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Just kidding I'm not going to be that guy
Joke on the stackexchange website (You'll only understand it if you have asked queries on the stackexchange sites)
I was trying to boil an egg and noticed some eg...
Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
If they had four doors they would be chicken se...
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said..
"dont do it man, you will never hear the end of...
What are the two dirtiest farm animals?
Brown chicken brown cow!
How does a Mexican keep warm ?
They use chicken for heaters
What do you call a chicken looking at a leaf of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
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Black Betty
An African lady named Betty came into a restaur...
Why Did the Chicken cross the road
He saw border security
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To say Hello from the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was no more sidewalk.
a hot girl asked me what came first, the chicken or the egg?
I answered truthfully " it's usually me".
Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chic...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He knew he'd be remembered for it.