going at 60 km/h. Looks over to the right and sees a chicken keeping up next to him. The sudent rubs his eyes in disbelief. "Am I dreaming?" Decides to speed up to 70 km/h. The chicken is still there. Knocks it up to 80 km/h. The chicken is adamantly keeping up. Finally decides to go up to 90 km/h. The chicken passes him, starts running in front of him and then takes a sharp turn to the right, towards a chicken farm. The student decides to go to the chicken farm as well. There he asks the workers:
"Hey, I don't know if I'm crazy, but I think I saw a chicken going 90 km/h."
"Oh yeah, those are our chickens. Somekind of new broiler breed."
"What the.. what kind of outrageous breed is this? Are they delicious or something?"
"We don't know.. we haven't caught one yet."
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