My 6 old's joke
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Wh...
Chicken Jokes
What does Donald Trump order at Panda Express?
Orange chicken.
My 5 y/o cousins joke :)
Him:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he didn't give a flock.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
.... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a...
Different Walks of Life
"Mom, that chicken walks funny! It lunges with ...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to a librarian and says, "Book book book."
The librarian decides that the chicken wants a ...
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the Chicken cross road?
With rice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Tyson.
A LESSON IN MORALS
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's te...
What does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
I saw a cockerel in a store looking at the tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce...
I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar sa...
A black guy, a japanese guy, a mexican, and an american are on a plane.
The plane starts to take a nose dive and the pi...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the local penitentiary ran out of Kool-...
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
The chicken looks at the egg...
A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken lo...
Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg?
A: The rooster.
A horse is watching MTV...
As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Ha...
Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to ...
A LESSON IN MORALS
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's te...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because its life is a joke.
Caring for mom
Three sons left home, went out on their own and...