I learned that I'm up for a writing award for four of my comedic blogs. If I win I'll give it to Hilary & Trump. That's where the material originated.
The Republican Convention will be held at the Quicken Loans Arena. Each delegate gets 1st month payment off on a wide screen!
A study claims the U.S. is now the largest producer of oil. Unfortunately it's almond oil, so unless Mr. Peanut invents a car we're still screwed!
On this day in 1804 Aron Burr dueled the Vice President, killed him & nothing happened. No word yet if he was a Minnesota or Louisiana policeman.
Wyoming has no professional sports teams. So they're a lot like Minnesota!
Japan has a shrine to hemorrhoid sufferers. It's apparently popular, it's advertised as 'standing room only'!
As the world's largest music fest (Summerfest) comes to an end, I want to thank Bibi Adell, & Johnny Washday. Good people & great entertainers!
A leading scientist says human's evolved from monkeys mating with pigs. Insert your own secret service, prostitute joke here.
A New York store is selling wine soaked popcorn. You've heard of 'Crunch 'n Munch'. This is Crunch 'n Drunk'!
The Prez. claims his favorite food is broccoli. He also says he doesn't like sleeping on the couch.
Stats say more teens are smoking weed than cigarettes. So they've opted out of nicotine stains for chicken, Doritos, & pizza stains!
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