Why did the mole burrow underneath and across the road?
He detected the vibrations of the chicken pecki...
Chicken Jokes
Why was the chicken unable to cross the road?
It was disabled
An old man goes to see a doctor.
He says, "Doctor, my wife is having some hearin...
Student insult teacher
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Why did the chicken cross the rogue?
To get to the other side.
Why did the black man cross the road?
To get to the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist!
Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast ...
Boss of a chicken farm
What do you call the boss of a chicken farm?
An...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
**To kill its self**
This is no joke
**#CH...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To catch Charmander
My Most Favorite
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of t...
How did Napoleon eat his chicken?
HE PULLED THE BONESAPART! Lol and a rock for yu...
Turkey coup
What's with all of this talk about a Turkey cou...
A chicken walks into a bar...
Chicken: got any chicken food?
Bartender: Nope,...
I don't know Why people called me racist?
I am good with money like Jews are. I have squi...
An Oldie but a Goodie
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to ...
Two dogs and a cat walked into a restaurant...
"Tonight's aspecial, general Tao chicken and a ...
Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for su...
Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was chicken.
Alright.
I went to the store to pick up a new capacitor for my broken microwave.
The sales rep. accidentally sold me a flux capa...
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car to get to the 'other side'!
Why did the chicken fall in the well?
He couldn't see that well.