An old man goes to see a doctor.

He says, "Doctor, my wife is having some hearing problems. Whenever I speak to her, half the time she doesn't respond to me. But I can't bring her here for checkup, as she is very sensitive about her old age, and might freak out."

Doctor says, "Alright, but I will need to know from how much distance she can hear before giving any medicines. So you have to check it for me."

The old man goes home. After opening the door, he sees his wife in the Kitchen making dinner. So he decides to test for her hearing distance.

He stands in the door and shouts, "Dear, what is for the dinner?" There is no response.
He moves closer to the kitchen and again shouts, "Dear, what is for the dinner?", Again there is no response.

The he finally enters the kitchen, and asks "Dear, what is for the dinner?"

His wife turns to him and says, "For the third time Jerold, it's chicken and rice. And I won't repeat this again."

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