Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Because it was the chicken�s day off.


Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: Because...

Jokes of science 01


At the physics exam: 'Describe the universe in...

Gum Crossing


Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Becaus...

Rude Parrot


David received a parrot for his birthday. This...

The Top 13 Other Retractions Printed by the NY Times


13. "Correction: The cookie recipe in question...

Scouting


Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all...

How To Prepare Chicken...


A waiter asks a man, �May I take your order, s...

Why?


why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
...

The outside


Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathe...

Dear mom and dad...


Dear Mom & Dad:


We are having a great ti...

Another chicken joke


What do you call a chicken that crosses the ro...

Lord's Blessing


One day there was a knock on the Pope's office...

Chickens

One day there were two men walking down a dirt ...

Chicken

A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, si...

Rude Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a g...

Three Gifts

Three sons left home, went out on their own and...

Business As Usual in the Vatican

During a Papal audience, a business man approac...

Crazy Advertisements!

Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here ar...

Mistakes in Publication

The following were actually published,

-Incl...

Chicken test

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration...

Tough Chicken

Q.Where do tough chickens come from?
A.Hard bo...

Chicken Killer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Becau...

Playground

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To...