Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Cinese man


a man phoned a chinese up and said do u delive...

Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages


You know you're Castle Trash if......


Your s...

What Are Ya, Chicken


Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show the ...

KFC: Our Daily Chick


A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and ...

Why did the chicken cross


Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

The Top 13 Rejected Action Hero Catch Phrases


13> "Let's agree to disagree, punk."


12&g...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

On G. Altman's Chicken:...


On G. Altman's Chicken:


"Been Roasting Sin...

Uncle Ted


One day at the end of class little Johnny's te...

Had Too Much of the


25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE HI-TE...

Beethoven's Chicken


Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept s...

Rooster and Chicken


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He ...

Are you chicken?


Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove h...

To attend D-Day celebrations.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?
A:...

Poorly Worded Ads


2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Pe...

A chicken


Q. What goes peck, peck, peck, and boom?
A. A...

i phoned up a resteraunt the other day and...


i phoned up a resteraunt the other day and sai...

The Drunk!


It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a ch...

Results of damage testing


It seems the US Federal Aviation Administratio...

The best gift of all


Three sons left home, went out on their own an...

Other NY Times Retractions


The Top 10 Other Retractions Printed by the N...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To ge...

Chicken coop


Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?


A...

Cows In Government


FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes ...