Col. Sanders

Col. Sanders goes up to the pope and says to him, "Hey, could
you change the lord's prayer from 'give us this day, our daily
bread' to 'give us this day, our daily chicken'?" The pope says
"What are you talking about? I'm not going to do that!" So Col.
Sanders leaves.


The next day Col. Sanders comes back to the pope and says
"Ok, I'll give you $100 if you change the lord's prayer from
'give us this day, our daily bread' to 'give us this day, our
daily chicken'. What do ya say?" "No way! For the last time, I'm
not going to change it!" So once again Col. Sanders leaves.


The next day Col. Sanders comes back and says to the pope,
"Alright, I will give you $1,000,000 if you change the lord's
prayer from 'give us this day, our daily bread' to ' give us
this day, our daily chicken'!" So the pope says, "Well, for
$1,000,000 I guess...alright, I'll change it."


The pope goes to his bishops and says "I have good news and I
have bad news. The good news is, we just got $1,000,000. The bad
news is, we lost the wonder bread account."