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Centipede Jokes
Pigs and Centipedes
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a c...
Why did the cockroach break up with his centipede girlfriend?
Each time he spreads a couple of her legs she s...
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
Extra drumsticks!
Three buddies watching Sunday night football.
An ant, a spider, and a centipede are watching ...
What were the chief complaints of the Human Centipede to their Doctor?
Bad Breath, nausea, and constipation
What do you call a centipede with no legs
An amputede
I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days.
It's on its last legs now.
What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?
They both recycle.
What did the robot say to the centipede?
Stop being a centipede!
What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air?
a dead centipede
Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk?
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants?
Jimmy: No, A centip...
What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
Why a centipede cannot fly coach?
Not enough leg room!
What foods are still good the second or third time you've eaten them?
I'm looking for food for my human centipede...
What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
A hare, turtle, and a centipede ran out of beer at a party..
Wanting to keep the party alive the tortoise ha...
What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!
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This halloween I am dressing up as the Human Centipede.
Positions B and C are still open.
A turtle and a centipede
A turtle and a centipede are living together.
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i showed an african kid "the human centipede film"....
he wasn't hungry anymore
Magic centipede
There was a guy who had just bought a pet centi...