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Centipede Jokes
What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?
A centipede
What is worse then a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat
What did the robot say to the centipede?
"Stop being a centipede."
Get it, because the r...
So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel.
'Human Turducken'
A lady centipede crosses her legs.....
....."For the one hundredth time, NO!"
Why was the father centipede annoyed?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
Grampa's favorite joke? Okay, here's mine.
[It took me years to understand this. But he la...
The Human Centipede review
I found it a little tongue-in-cheek...
Source:...
Large animals play small animals in the Super Bowl
Large animals play small animals in the Super B...
I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game.
I think it was called the human centipede.
So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account...
He's not very popular though. He only has two p...
What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede
It's called The Human Santapede
how many feet does the centipede use while running
only 98, the other 2 are swinging
What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
A man walks into a pet store...
A man walks into a pet store. He asks the man f...
A man's parrot had recently died...
...so he goes to a pet store to get another ani...
What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?
A centipede on meth.
What did the boy centipede say to the girl centipede passing by?
Nice legs. Nice legs. Nice legs. Nice legs. Nic...
The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really..
...most of it was tongue in cheek.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
Half a centipede.
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 milli...
Pretty good for a joke that is a hundred years old.
A bashful cowboy, returning from the plains to ...