A turtle and a centipede are living together.
"Do we have any milk left?" Asks the centipede.
"No, but I can go buy some." Says the turtle
"No you are much too slow. I am quite faster than you, I will get the milk" Says the centipede.
The centipede walks off to go to the store. After 2 hours, he does not return. Concerned, the turtle gets up and walks to the front door only to find that the centipede is still putting his socks on.
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