Football animals
During the Super Bowl, there was another footb...
Centipede Jokes
Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...
A game of animal football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had...
Pig-ipede
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cen...
Centipede
Knock-knock.
who's there?
centipede.
...
Centipede and Parrot
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide ...
IM GOING
One day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals...
Centipede
This guy was lonely and so he decided life wou...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck...
A game of animal football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...
ANIMAL SUPER BOWL
During the Super Bowl, there was another footb...
Animal Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a w...
A walkie-talkie, of course
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot wit...
A New Pet
Once upon a time a man was lonely and decided ...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
Fren...
More riddles from the Schoolyard
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet...
Genetic manipulation
What do you get when you cross a centipede wit...
Centipedes
What goes 99-clump, 99-clump, 99-clump?
A ce...
Animal Super Bowl
It was Superbowl Sunday for the animals, and th...
The Perfect Pet
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner ...
Pair of Legs
What does the male centipede say to the other m...
Savanna Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had a...
What Did The...
What did the robot say to the centipede?
Sto...