A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner ...
Centipede Jokes
This guy was so lonely that he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
This guy was so lonely that he decided life wou...
This guy was so lonely that he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
This guy was so lonely that he decided life wou...
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a ce...
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air ...
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A cent...
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect f...
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ...
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipe...
Why was the centipede late ?
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was pla...
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a ...
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?
What did one centipede say to the other centipe...
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation.
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein complet...