Jonny came home happily liking a big ice cream cone. "Where did
you get that?" His mother said.
"I bought it with the $1.00 you gave me." He replied.
"That money was for Sunday School." Said his mother.
"I know," said Jonny, "but the minister met me at the door and
got me in for free."
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