A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a
confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract
his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on
the wall three times in a final atempt to get the man to speak, and
finnally the drunk replies - "No use knockin' mate - there's no paper in
this one either".
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