Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and
requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for
dinner and is treated to the best fish and chips she's ever
eaten! After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the
chefs. She is met by two brothers. "Hello, I'm Brother Michael,
and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," she says. "I just wanted to
thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the
best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
"Well," says Brother Charles, "I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other brother and says, "Then you must be...?"
"Yes," he replied, "I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
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