Cat Heaven

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There
he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a
good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven
more comfortable, please let me know." The cat thinks for a
moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor
family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops
the cat and says, "say no more." And a wonderful fluffy pillow
appears.


A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident
and go to heaven. Again there is the Lord there to greet them
with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have
been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women
with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running.
Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run
anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more." and fits each mouse with
beautiful new roller skates.


About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds
him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and
asks him, "How are things since you are here?" The cat stretches
and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I
could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've
been sending by are theeeeeeeee best!!!"