Pastor Fuzz

One day, Pastor Fuzz is walking down the street, when he passes
by the local pub and sees a church employee inside drinking. He
thinks this is a sinful thing to do, so he goes inside to stop
her.


He walks right up to her and says, "You shouldn't be drinking in
some nasty bar, Ms. Fitzgerald. Let me take you home." She says,
"Okay" in a sort of slurred voice, obviously having a little too
much to drink. So Pastor Fuzz takes her hand and is taking her
out of the bar, when they loose balance and land on top of each
other, her skirt lifts up. The barkeep yells, "Hey! No carrying
on like that in here!"


The Pastor says, "You don't understand! I'm Pastor Fuzz!" and
the barkeep says, "Since you're that far, you might as well
finish what you started!"