Tom Jones' Disease
A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his probl...
Cat Jokes
What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the d...
After months of trying to come up with a joke that makes sense, my 10yo sister dropped this one on me last night.
What killed the cat?
A stroke.
Why is your cat at school?
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
A Redditor walks into a bar..
and approaches a dime sitting alone. He taps he...
Cat Race
In a competitive but fun way to decide which na...
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm....
I saw a sign today about lost cat
Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive
If found re...
What's the difference between a kid and a cat?
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
Is Schrödinger's cat alive?
Short answer: No
Long answer: Yes
Things not to say on a first date
* I really don't like this restaurant that much...
A man visits a doctor...
He complains about chest pains. The doctor nods...
My Favorite Joke (Sorry Cat Lovers)
How do you make a cat go Woof?
Soak it in gas...
Cat Extended Joke Must read
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to ...
What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant?
The adora-bowl.
A man took his dog to the vet thinking he was dead
The veterinarian placed the dog on a table and ...
Broccoli joke
So a woman walks into a grocery store and asks ...
Discipline is important
A wife calls her husband into their son's room....
The Head Teacher
Once there was this fantastic head teacher, let...
A man goes away for his vacation...
A man goes on vacation and leaves his cousin in...
What's the difference between babies and cats
People want to see pictures of your cat.
A little old lady went to the grocery store...
A little old lady went to the grocery store to ...
A man with a dog and a cat walks into a bar...
The man, the dog, and the cat all sit down at t...
The more you run over a cat...
the flatter it gets.
A blond, a redhead and a brunette rob a bank...
The cops are close behind them when they run in...