One day an old dog lost his way while chasing rabbits
One day an old dog lost his way while chasing r...
Cat Jokes
What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house?
"Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me...
What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?
A cos-meow-naut.
A polydactyl cat walks into a bar........
He the. Says to the bartender " hey, can I get ...
missy the lost cat
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.....
A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.
She tells him he won't get breakfast until he d...
I translated a German joke and hope it's still funny
A man is treated by a psychiatrist because he t...
Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?
Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat ...
CATS
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are traveling in a car.
They get puled over by a cop. The cop asks, "D...
In Soviet Rusia:
In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!
A woman's teenage son goes out to a Halloween party dressed as a cat in women's clothing.
The son arrives home drunk at 4am, blaring out ...
The best part about owning a cat...
One of the best things about having a cat is th...
I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.
What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?
A Dog-...
Jimmy teacher and p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
A man opens a china shop.
A man opens a china shop.
On the first day, a ...
The difference between cats and dogs when you die
When you die, your dog will mourn you until the...
What do you buy a recently neutered cat?
Spay Roses.
Why did the cat go to the doctors?
Because it wasn't feline well
Two cows and a cat were going on a trip.
Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat?
Cow B:...
What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?
Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.