A man goes on vacation and leaves his cousin in charge of the house. One day he calls his cousin to ask how everyone is doing...his cousin says that everyone is fine but the cat died. The man clearly upset tells him "why did you tell me that! you ruined the rest of my vacation...you should've said something like the cat is on the roof!"
2 years later he goes on vacation again on when he calls his cousin to know how everyone is doing he tells him "everybody is fine but your mom is on the roof!"
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